People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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