the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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