plz talk dirty to me
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
