i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I have tasted many bathrooms
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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