i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
