you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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