There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Randomize
