Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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