You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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