did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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