So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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