yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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