Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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