porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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