i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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