Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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