i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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