eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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