Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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