Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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