would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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