Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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