the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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