do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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