Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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