i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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