Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
