yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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