I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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