Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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