I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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