I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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