Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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