bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Randomize
