I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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