Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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