that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
And then he peed in my hair
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