it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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