Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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