it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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