I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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