Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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