She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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