I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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