well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
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