i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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