I must be too annoying 4 u.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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