Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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