now i know why i became what i already was.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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