i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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